Holy Tears 

Quick 5 reasons Men are excused from Crying. 

5) Drunk and Emotional usually involves tequila 

4) Seeing another grown man Cry that makes you Cry. It’s like when someone barfs and makes you barf, chain reaction. 

3) Kicked in the Balls, nuff said 

2) Eating really hot Chile, my mother in law’s hot sauce straight fuego 

1) Favorite sports Team wins or losses, last time I cried was….. never because my teams suck since I’ve been an adult. 

PS: Shoutout to my cousin Amanda with the A+ photo bomb on TV.